It’s the Coshcast flaring up once again like Mark Hughes’ handshake issues.
We’ll start locally where Jozy Altidore has Toronto FC heading for a record altitude as they leave San Jose quaking in their boots.
In the Premier League City smash Liverpool as the curse of Oxlade Chamberlain continues and Sadio Mane creates a profile on Faceboot so that he can send his thoughts and prayers to Ederson. Elsewhere, Arsenal take a bite of the sour cherries, Mourinho is the only person in the world pining for Fellaini and for Swansea, we Renato ways to say that Sanches had a bad game.
Like an English tourist we’ll stumble bleary-eyed through Europe, while Mumu of the Week is here for your pleasure, as is special guest, Mike Beauvais.