It’s queer eye for the football world as Newcastle get a takeover, Manchester United need a makeover and several clubs around Europe aim to have a gorgeous exfoliating moment of their own as everyone looks forward to a summer of clearing the dead skin from their squads.

Elsewhere, Atalanta finish third, is it time up for Valverde? And of course the European finals, we give you our verdict.

All this, all the transfer rumours you can shake a stick at, and mumu of the week. Jump in.