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It’s not your shield, it’s not our shield, it’s the Community Shield and we don’t care about it either but we’ll touch on it anyway.

Elsewhere, we’ll preview the Premier League, rattle through the (top) six with our moans and discuss whether Mark Hughes can get a second club relegated in as many years. Transfer news, a new segment and all the Mourinho hate you can stand. Hit it.