Hello and welcome to the Coshcast. We didn’t really fancy talking about Luka Modric going to jail, or or Ronaldo – God forbid – having to pay his taxes, so we thought we’d do something a bit different.

Coming up, I’m going to read you a few of our latest articles, in case you don’t like reading, and there may be a couple of other bits and pieces. Honestly, I’m not sure. This is being recorded before we’ve ironed out all the details, so relax, enjoy, and know that Mumu of the Week this week goes to the Sunderland fan consortium that wants to stage a takeover of the club and appoint Tony Adams as manager. Look it up. It’s real!