Welcome to Episode 3 of the new season.

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The Coshcast returns and we dive straight into the Premier League where City beat Chelsea 3-0 and like a young man on Maury Povich receiving a positive paternity test, Mourinho declares it a fake result.

Elsewhere, Everton coast on the coast as they beat Southampton, Sunderland have crisis talks quicker than the Republican party after their first leadership debate and Spurs self-implode as spectacularly as a Chinese warehouse in their 2-2 draw with Stoke.

If that isn’t enough incompetence for you, Mumu of the Week adds a little more before we go the opposite way and round things off with a special guest interview with Chelsea fan Jesus Martinez that we’re excited to bring you.

Let’s run around a bit.