Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Coshcast, and this episode is more delicious than a meal cooked by Rafa Benitez’s wife.
This week we review the Community Shield in which Mourinho accuses Wenger of parking l’autobus, Cech shows the advantage of having a goalkeeper larger than a garden gnome, and Arsenal’s midfield show more positional variation than the karma sutra.
Elsewhere, transfer news, and the De Gea and Di Maria sagas drag on longer than the inevitable extinction of the panda, an MLS update featuring Altidore’s attitude and most excitingly of all, a Premier League preview with contribution from Toronto football journalist Richard Whittall. Let’s kick off.
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