Too hot? Goddamn. Phillipe Mexes beat Inter Milan. Too hot? Goddamn. TFC come back from 3-0 down.
When it’s Saturday and you want a game to watch, watch the Emirates Cup, come on.
That’s quite enough of that. In addition we’ve got a transfer round up, a Gold Cup that is perhaps not of Gold standard, some riveting analysis of the World Cup Qualifying groups, and all the week’s best idiotic moments from the world of football. Let’s bang this out like John Terry at a mate’s house.