The international break didn’t feel that bad while it was happening, but now league football is back we know it was actually total rubbish.
This week, on the Coshcast: Sterling fails at giving a good interview to the BBC, then fails his interview for a job at Arsenal as the Gunners thrash Liverpool. Kane is no longer an ordinary citizen, United batter Villa like an an easter fish, and Charlie Adam serves the chips at Chelsea.
Elsewhere, Bernie speaks a bit of German as we report from Der Klassiker, Roma surprise everyone by winning a game, and Toronto FC surprise nobody by capitulating from a winning position.
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