It may be a day late but it’s better than resorting to Plan B, yes, ladies and gentleman, it’s The Coshcast.
It’s been a weekend of violence. In Spain, Real lost El Clasico and Madridistas thought punching Bale’s car would help. Anfield meanwhile turned into a stamp collector’s dream as Gerrard and Skrtl racked them up.
There’s the rest of the Premiership to round up – Hull scare Chelsea, Newcastle scare Arsenal and Tottenham scare themselves, and we’ll also look forward to the Champions League quarter finals.