The Cosh takes a break from hanging out with former Liverpool goalkeepers to bring you another podcast.
Chelsea can’t beat Southampton, United give Spurs a lamping and Arsenal spent so long in the West Ham half that they might as well have been camping.
Elsewhere there’s the Champions League to discuss. Mourinho’s fears are confirmed by Thiago’s tears, Real narrowly avoid a shock with Schalke, and Porto sprinkle Basel with goals.
En plus, La Liga, Toronto FC and a rather domestic mumu of the week involving tea cups and fridges. Udaar!