This week in the Premiership, its a mixed bags of surprises and #standard tings. On the surprise side, Pardiola loses a game, Walters gets a perfect hattrick, and Jonjo Shelvey takes down Southampton. On the list of regular occurrences, Falcao scores a rubbish goal, Harry Kane scores good goals, and Aston Villa don’t score goals.
In Spain, Eibar set the bar low as Atleti blow them away. In Italy, Sassuolo carve Inter Milan, and in the returning Bundesliga, Bayern pull a Mowgli and get tamed by a pack of Wolves.
Elsewhere, Australia are good at sports, there’s possible and totally unforseen corruption at the African Cup of Nations, and we’ve got a special scout report for you. Cosh, engaged.
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