This weekend, more shocks than a Texas execution chamber as City, Chelsea, Tottenham and Southampton all suffer an excess of romance in the FA cup.
In Spain, Ronaldo acts like a cock, Suarez gets dropped and Griezman makes beautiful music with Mandzukic.
There’s also news from Italy, the Asian Cup and the African cup of nations. Can Congo all the way? Are Bafana Bafana just buffoons? We ask, if not answer all the tough questions. Chalo!
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