The year is younger than Martin Odegaard but there’s already been more narrative than the final Hobbit film.
Speaking of orcs, there’s Stoke losing to Arsenal, Chelsea carving up Carver’s ‘castle, and Naismith saying nae to City as the Citizens drop points.
In Spain, Barca may be mas que un club but they’re also being emas que lated by little Leo who wants to dictate more than the play, and a fiery weekend in Italy saw the derby de la capitale, and a selfie de la capitano.
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