Merry Coshmas to you! Coming up, Southampton get back to winning ways with Yoshida’s yoshoulder, Arsene Wenger finally proves his point that possession means nothing in football, and Falcao saves the day after De Gea finds one square inch of net he can’t protect.
Elsewhere the Italians take their turn at causing a shootout in the middle east as Benitez wins yet more silverware, and Antoine greases Atleti’s wheels as they destroy Bilbao.
All this, the regular features and a look ahead to the upcoming fixtures.